Wednesday, October 24, 2012

pregnancy would be so much easier if....

- i could hire a masseuse to live with us full-time  OR

- my couch and bed were heated and equipped with nail salon-type massagers

- i could afford a weekly maid  AND

- hubs would let me hire a cleaning service for before and after our big family holiday party

- i could somehow block baby boy from entering my rib cage

- i could hook up iv fluids to myself...without actually needing an iv (cuz that bitch hurt)

- i had free reign to punch people who are stupid

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I so feel you on most of these points---especially the last one :)