- i could hire a masseuse to live with us full-time OR
- my couch and bed were heated and equipped with nail salon-type massagers
- i could afford a weekly maid AND
- hubs would let me hire a cleaning service for before and after our big family holiday party
- i could somehow block baby boy from entering my rib cage
- i could hook up iv fluids to myself...without actually needing an iv (cuz that bitch hurt)
- i had free reign to punch people who are stupid
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I so feel you on most of these points---especially the last one :)
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